Anonymous: What's your favorite kind of beans? 




my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm


babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it


when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies


Anonymous: Is it stupid of me to want to stay single throughout highschool because I too find highschool boys so dumb and immature and am tryna hold out for someone that actually knows what they're doing 


lmao no its not stupid at all because everything u just said is true smh ur not missing much thats for sure