Anonymous: What's your favorite kind of beans? 

ESPRESSO

graceespooks:

graceespooks:

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

snapchatting:

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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Anonymous: Is it stupid of me to want to stay single throughout highschool because I too find highschool boys so dumb and immature and am tryna hold out for someone that actually knows what they're doing 

beyoncebeytwice:

lmao no its not stupid at all because everything u just said is true smh ur not missing much thats for sure